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pokephiliaporn: …. for some reason, this one was hard… not even joking, this one took longer than any other request that I’ve done……… whatever, hope you enjoy pokemonpornreblogs =)
fencer-x: sakura-moge: I choked on my tea. (x) So, this is from the opening sequence, which is hands down, I am not even joking, the most amazing thing I have seen done on stage. Every character’s introduction is SO smoothly timed and choreographed
antichrist-vevo: “And then all of the sudden,, , A DILNADO” The video had me in tears, I’m not even joking. Watch it HERE
womanisart: “I’m not even joking; this image may finally heal me. I’ve been waiting to see a woman this glorious since I started tagging.”
“SHE IS THE NAME OF MOKA”
larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN
confessionsofahornywife: wanderlust-desires: till-the-bre4k-of-d4wn: Amen;) this is so true. Not even joking. oh so very true!!! True story
robotlyra: frostedsammy: spent-it-on-ammo: tom-sits-like-a-whore: What John Winchester should’ve read. Would’ve saved a lot of trouble. Supernatural jokes aside, “spiritual warfare” is one of those phrases that, when spoken outside of
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drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever
carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH
roadiesforlife: I’M NOT EVEN JOKING YOU GUYS THEY NEED TO SING LUKE BRYAN!!!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE THE 4 CHAIR CHALLENGE!!!! Nooooooo Thomas Rhett, “It goes like this” :(
fueledbyanimation: princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking. iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
im-dragonborn-bitch: danisnotonfire: This is probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever admitted to on the internet. I talk to myself. I DO EXACTLY THIS NOT EVEN JOKING WHAT THE FUCK
imsobklyn: muerteconleche: missdanidaniels: @brazzers whore of wall street The leg thing is now a goal of mine not even joking ❤️Brazzers!!
princerammyz: Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking.
And let’s not even get into the logistics of going to the bathroom.
Hundreds of years later and still no chill
Not many know this, but I still do watch the show. And my god. I can not even anymore. Easily my all time favorite moment. No contest.
Not even joking, look at this guy
yummytomatoes replied to your post: your reputation is porn im not even joking WHATS wrong with that thats my life y living my calling I think your reputation is GETTIN ALL UP IN MU FAEDC ` 8l
Yall im not even joking every time i see the rupphire kiss screenshot now i burst into tears wtffffffff
ze-pie:Yall im not even joking every time i see the rupphire kiss screenshot now i burst into tears wtffffffff im calling the police
ze-pie: ze-pie:Yall im not even joking every time i see the rupphire kiss screenshot now i burst into tears wtffffffff im calling the police THIS IS STILL HAPPENING FOUR DAYS LATER HWAT THE FUCK!!!!!
that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
goldfisses: otakusiren: ctrl-and-alt-our-love: olympius: after an introvert hangs out with someone for more than 2 hours Yep This is so true, like I’m not even joking. I may be a little bit extroverted, but for the most part I’m a introvert.
pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: Not even joking, it’s made of utensils only
selfcareflower:The way you speak to yourself matters.
I'm about to do another hold I'm not even joking
wizzard890: pyrrhiccomedy: zonepan: tackytaako: hetphobia: hetphobia: “omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
justsayins: barbeauxbot: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: was this movie even real #this movie was the realest not even joking this movie hands-down has one of my favorite fight scenes of all time
dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
aluray: How about both sides play fair and not even joke about screwing the other side over?If you really want to win, win the fair way. Otherwise it’s not very rewarding.
lepetitdragon: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny i cant handle this video at all
dont-touch-mysammywinchester: #this is all you need to know about supernatural #like seriously #i’m not even joking #tHEY STARTED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE BECAUSE DEAN WANTED PIE OKAY #YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
splitbricks: *passionately mumbling the snk op* “… nuh nuh nah nee no nuh nuh wa oh oh eh neh neh na na ne nuh—”
lunalovesgood: tiredandtrueofheart: nevver: Killer Queen i’m not OK with this help
In the Criminal Justice System..
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
johnimholmes: johnimholmes: i am about 85% sure that i just found the moose bible i am not even joking
aprillynnuh: itbeezkevinyo: lilmisskaitlinnnn: dearscience: i can never not reblog this. ohmygod. not even joking, this has me in tears. it’s horrible that there’s THAT much hatred and closed-mindedness in the world. Really? What the fuck
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
derpmandar: thinspirationalist: thinnify: Someone seriously needs to invent this. OMFG. yes! this! YES OH MY GOODNESS YES. I do not only want, I NEED this. yes. please. 100%. my friends dad plays video games while working out. i’m not even joking.
pastryperson: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny @idolized-salt
whospilledthebongwater: sativaprincessa: boy I’m not even gonna save your number until I’m 100% sure you’re not a fuckboy. story of my life I’m not even joking
